Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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