its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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