Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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