It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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