Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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