She's JV to your varsity
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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