I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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