check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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