I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
