that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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