Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
How does one acquire holy water?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
