I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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