When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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