i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Randomize
