New invention idea: vibrating tampons
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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