I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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