I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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