so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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