I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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