Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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