i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I think I just shit out all my problems.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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