there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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