i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Randomize