I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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