I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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