Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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