you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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