I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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