More tranny stories later!
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i will never coherently bang her
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
third nipple confirmed
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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