This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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