We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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You. Win. At. Life.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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