Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
dude. I can hear the air.
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