He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
false alarm. still invincible.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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