Dual....:-)
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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