I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize