The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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