did you get engaged???
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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