So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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