i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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