i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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