he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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