I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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