WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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