well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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