She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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