Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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