i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
