Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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