Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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