i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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