This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She told me I should be a condom model.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I love you. Go after that dick
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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