Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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