how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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