so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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