We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
