Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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