At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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