Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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