haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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